Wednesday, June 13, 2012

diary #1

A few years ago, I located my pre-teen diaries from 1990-1996. They are horrifying, hilarious and terribly embarrassing. Naturally, I've decided to post excerpts so we can all laugh at them.  Note: if someone knows the code for comic sans, let me know. I imagine all pre-teen diaries should be in that font type.


December 24, 1994

Dear Book,
I am at Val's house. Yesterday, I went to the dance. It was fun. I danced with:
Name redacted - 3 times
Name redacted - Once
Name redacted - Once
Name redacted - 2 songs (the freak!) 

I think I really like Name redacted #4!

See ya,
Lola

Please note that I made lists and provided general statistical analysis at age 12. About boys. This explains a lot.