Thursday, November 6, 2014

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Friday, July 18, 2014

What have I learned from a broken arm?


- morphine makes me a giggle factory
- having 2 functional arms quite helpful for activities (flossing, washing hair, opening, closing and carrying things)
- do not be alarmed if arm turns blue and hand swells into a puppet size. it's "healing"
- totally normal for left breast to swell into a megaboob twice the size of righty
- scope of wardrobe options shifted entirely to items with a generous "arm hole size" for cast accommodation
- stank arm? stuff dryer sheets in there
- jazz up arm cast with sling bling, like a nice scarf
- do not underestimate the ability to carry things around in arm sling
- the only way to sleep is with a proper pillow fort
- facial scars are beautiful
- deep down, New Yorkers are very kind, helpful people
- wear a bike helmet, guys

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

rustie - raptor

listen. and then come back to it. totally worth it.

and yes, this should be called "glitter trap"

let it rain, now clear it out

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Friday, June 13, 2014

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Monday, March 24, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Friday, February 28, 2014


try having it all first, before deciding to settle


Thursday, February 27, 2014

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Monday, February 24, 2014

priorities

Things I want to spend more time doing:
- dinner parties
- running around and exploring new neighborhoods
- biking across bridges
- reading all the good books
- baking cupcakes for any and every occasion
- squats at the gym
- art things with old and new friends
- random mixes
- writing

Things I want to spend less time doing:
- looking at my stupid phone


Saturday, February 22, 2014

Friday, February 21, 2014

the best advice from the best of friends


maybe it is, maybe it isn't
no point in dwelling and it's not important
you're who you are regardless of his opinion
what he thinks doesn't change how good or bad you are
and i happen to think you're pretty fucking awesome


taking it down

On the patriarchy

Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
Cause it's OK to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
Cause you think that being a girl is degrading
But secretly you'd love to know what it's like
Wouldn't you
What it feels like for a girl

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

From the webmd symptom checker search results...

- Tonsillitis
- Heat Exhaustion
- Mononucleosis
- Viral Syndrome
- Coronary Artery Disease (Female)
- Dust Exposure
- Fibromyalgia
- Multiple Sclerosis
- Lyme Disease
- Pinkeye
- Tuberculosis
- Sleep Deprivation
- Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
- Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
- Chronic Kidney Disease
- Cocaine Withdrawal
- Cystic Fibrosis
- Dehydration (Adult)
- Depression (Postpartum)
- Exercise or Physical Activity
- Foreign Object in the Eye
- Hepatitis A
- Hepatitis B
- Hepatitis C
- Dementia in Head Injury
- Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS)
- Radon Exposure
- Restless Legs Syndrome
- Pleural Effusion
- Supraventricular Tachycardia
- Scarlet Fever
- Radiation Sickness
- Typhoid Fever
- Plague
- Whooping Cough
- West Nile Virus
- Cat Scratch Disease
- Vitamin B12 Deficiency
- Bird (Avian) Flu

Monday, February 17, 2014

Sunday, February 16, 2014

reasons i haven't been keeping up with this blog

- too focused on tumblr
- polar vortex as a de-motivator
- busy reading vampire novels
- genuinely forgot i had a blog
- recently discovered the ridiculousness of scandal
- preoccupied with new relationship
- replaced blogging with power lifting
- malbec


Friday, January 17, 2014

Monday, January 6, 2014

Actual conversation I had on Fulton Street:


Man:  Where did you get those boots?

Me:    Oh, I bought them off the internet.

Man:  The what?

Me:    The internet. You know, like amazon.com

Man:   ???????

Me:    Really? The internet?

Man:  So I can't buy them on this street?

Me:    No?


F For You

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Thursday, January 2, 2014

a list of new years resolutions ordered in the likelihood of accomplishment

- run third marathon
wine or gin in lieu of beer. bye bye captain lawrence.
- do more squats
- write/blog more frequently
- do more burpees
- attempt a modified paleo diet
- lose 20 lbs