Monday, August 24, 2009

remember how awesome this song is?

eric sermon feat marvin gaye - music

Wednesday, August 12, 2009


me a zombie, me eat your braaaains

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

i love jokes about gorillas

A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.

The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn't believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back one dollar in change.

"Hope you enjoyed your beer," he said to the gorilla, "We don't get too many gorillas coming in here."
"At nineteen dollars a beer," said the gorilla, "it's no wonder."

i cannot stop watching/laughing at this

the nightman cometh

just wait, you'll be singing the AHHHHH-AHHHHHH!! part in no time

Sunday, August 9, 2009

"The Wise are Who They Are"

"There are things about ourselves that we need to get rid of; there are things we need to change. But at the same time, we do not need to be too desperate, too ruthless, too combative. Along the way to usefulness and happiness, many of those things will change themselves, and the others can be worked on as we go. The first thing we need to do is recognize and trust our own Inner Nature, and not lose sight of it. For within the Ugly Duckling is the Swan, inside the Bouncy Tigger is the Rescuer who knows the Way, and in each of us is something Special, and that we need to keep."

- The Tao of Pooh, Benjamin Hoff

Thursday, August 6, 2009

grossness - part #1

new segment of the blog: gross things found in philly. this segment will produce a lot of blog material. i bet i could even create a separate blog specifically for this topic. but i won't.

grossness #1: a urine soaked subway seat with sunflower seeds scattered below.