Monday, August 8, 2016

Jobs


- puppet show performer at the zoo
- children's day camp counselor at the zoo
- ice cream scooper
- mortgage file clerk
- library page at a psychiatric hospital
- paralegal for the evil empire
- voting policy analyst
- budget stuff for city govt
- law budget stuff for city govt
- think tank budget stuff
- housing budget stuff for city govt


Types of emails I write at work


1. "What are you doing?"
2. "Stop it."
3. "Here's a thing."
4. "Please send me the thing"
5. "Again, what are you doing?"
6. "Here's an updated version of the thing"