Friday, February 27, 2009

slanket v. snuggie v. wtf blanket

thanks to gawker for posting this. it made my morning.

Monday, February 23, 2009

"stop having a boring tuna. stop having a boring life"

movie reviews

arson zarley and i had a very movie weekend.

1. zack and miri make a porno
i like that this was filmed in pittsburgh. i also like the actors. but whoever wrote, edited and directed this film (ahem, kevin smith) really blew it. the movie made sense only after watching the deleted scenes.

2. how to lose friends and alienate people
i didn't dislike this movie, but i didn't fully enjoy it either. maybe it was snaggletooth? it probably was. although, it made me laugh out loud and i definitely plan to use the phrase "Elephants" to get me out of awkward situations from now on.

3. the descent
i don't know if we technically "watched" this movie. it was more fast forwarding until the creepy monsters came on screen, then hitting play. crawly zombie monsters = pretty awesome.

Monday, February 9, 2009

it's the little things: hearts and pet peevs

- winterfresh flavored gum
- when ipod shuffle reads my mind
- rice cakes of all flavors
- when the lady in the cube next door swears and yells at people. it's amazing. she is so quiet and then BAM! it's all eff this and eff that. she once threw a ruler. it was awesome.
- warmish february weather
- wallace, the adorable little hell beast
- my newly acquired iphone. HOW DID I LIVE WITHOUT IT? SERIOUSLY.
- related note, iphone applications... restaurant locator, bathroom finder, notes...
- sleeping

pet peeves:
- people who use the word squirel as a verb. as in "he is squireling that money away"
- the position of the computer on my work desk
- sidewalk hoggers
- kmart on market and 10th. i just accidentally bought expired salad dressing from this godforsaken place. not a week expired but 3 months. that's ridiculous. i will give stores have a 2 week grace period when it comes to expiration dates. but 3 months???
- the new sirens on all the ambulances. wow. loud.
- potential iphone issue: drunk emailing. i wrote a collaborative drunk email with my friend this weekend. we were having a conversation that we didn't want to forget, so we wrote an email to ourselves. WHY? NEVER DO THIS.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Der Schtudio Katts!

happy weatherman day to you!

to celebrate, i gently suggest that you watch an awesome video on gawker to celebrate. it compiles a bunch of great clips.

or watch this one, with the wonderful and mysterious schtudio katts.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

i love you, tool academy

have you seen vh1 recently? please start watching immediately. vh1 clearly stopped caring and will air anything. it's GENIUS. i can't handle the awesomeness of tool academy. it's everything i've ever wanted from reality tv, and more.

thank you, vh1, for making my dreams come true.