Wednesday, September 5, 2007

excerpt from conversation with momma firmingham

momma: honey, you should find ben roethsbyuregerlgf....
lola: haha, no mom, he seems like a frat guy
momma: a what?
lola: a frat guy
momma: A WHAT?
lola: A FRAT GUY!
momma: ohhhh, a frat guy
lola: yeah, if i wanted to chugs beers with him, i'm sure he'd be into it.
momma: oh honey, that's not good. you don't need to spend your money on that. i wouldn't spend my money on alcohol
lola: well actually, ever since i got this haircut, i haven't had to pay for drinks
momma: haha, lola!
lola: it's an investment haircut. i could get ben to pay for the beers we chug together.
momma: LOLA! STOP!

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