cars and douchebaggery

horrible drivers in pittsburgh tend to drive the same types of car. i have not conducted a study on this. (although that would be kind of fun) i am simply generalizing and stereotyping based on my experiences driving in this godforsaken city for the past 7 years. if i did conduct a study, i would probably analyze accident rates, car types, moving violations as well as parking violations. anyway, here are the top 3 cars that tend to have the douchebags behind the wheel.

1. the pontiac grand prix via 1993: if you haven't been cut off by one of these at least 3 times, consider yourself lucky. people tend to really like to store tiny stuffed animals and beanie babies in the back window of their grand prix. perhaps these beanie babies contribute to the poor driving.



2. the isuzu rodeo, any year. any model. preferably something early 90s. i have seen my life flash before my eyes with this beast of an SUV. i was almost rammed into a median on the turnpike by one of these. another one took off my sideview mirror. evil beasts!



3. the chevy lumina minivan you know that car that goes 40 on the thruway in the left lane? it's always a chevy lumina minivan. why is that?




if you can think of any others, please let me know. feel free to generalize and stereotype with me. it's a fun game.