Let's See If He Comes Back, Okay?
Jew for Jesus, holding out pamphlet: Here, have one.
Woman: Hmm?
Jew for Jesus: It's about Jesus!
Woman: Oh, I'm not interested in him. I thought it was about Michael Jackson.

--The High Line

Overheard by: emily
via Overheard in New York, Jul 30, 2009

"so you think you can douche"

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hearts and stabs

hearts
- DFA remixes of everything
- window views
- cute cairns
- dr tomov, my new favorite
- sweat fitness
- a renewed love for portishead's 'third'
- word of the day emails
- white wine sangria

stabs
- dust
- daily headaches
- homeless people who throw crab legs on the ground
- bullshit politics and nepotism
- living in an expensive world with a drained bank account

monkey win

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odd dream

odd dream last night:

a lady asked me to walk her bulldog while she was away. she said he wouldn't be much trouble to walk because of his older age. i agreed, but a mean german shepherd attacked the bulldog. i screamed and yelled at the german shepherd's owner to control her dog, but she couldn't hear me. the german shepherd bit the poor bulldog on the face, and i couldn't get control of the german shepherd's leash to pull him off of the bulldog. when the other owner finally realized what was going on, it was too late. the bulldog was very hurt and i felt awful. the dream moved on to other things, but i felt really sad, guilty, and a failure as a dog-sitter.

after typing it all out, i know what this dream means. i didn't at first, but now i do. it was pretty disturbing though! i really like german shephards, too. this dream would have made more sense if it was about a mean akita. akitas cannot be trusted.

nightmare-inducing bear

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beats

i <3 electronic music. always have. but in the last few months, i've strayed for the sounds of kings of leon, mates of state, beatles, and tv on the radio. (a weird mix for lola f.) this morning, i woke up in desperate need of facemelting beats. here is a mix of my favorites, both new and old.

pendulum - slam



congo natty - junglist



roni size - brown paper bag



electro remix of of timbaland - the way i are



and then some acid jazz to close it off: deejay punk roc - the world is my ashtray

music to love

thanks to stuart for giving me a heads up on this one. michael jackson + telepopmusik - remeber the time (sleeper heartbroken remix)

MJ at PARTYCMYK

it's a little rough around the edges, but very awesome.

penguin fail

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