So good

Actual conversation I had on Fulton Street:

Man:  Where did you get those boots?

Me:    Oh, I bought them off the internet.

Man:  The what?

Me:    The internet. You know, like amazon.com

Man:   ???????

Me:    Really? The internet?

Man:  So I can't buy them on this street?

Me:    No?

F For You

#1 winter jam

a list of new years resolutions ordered in the likelihood of accomplishment

- run third marathon
- wine or gin in lieu of beer. bye bye captain lawrence.
- do more squats
- write/blog more frequently
- do more burpees
- attempt a modified paleo diet
- lose 20 lbs

things we googled over the christmas holiday:

- piss christ
- how did bob marley die?
- is phil spector dead?
- how tall is obama?
- how tall is napoleon?
- lard v. butter
- mashed potatoes recipe
- jesus take the wheel
- price per acre property in maine

Be polite, kind, generous and giving; but never a doormat.