Happy Halloween, Guys

"Every time I listen to it, I hear something different" - Stuart Firmingham, on Gangnam Style



Note: After watching this, I might be officially sick of the song. Sick of it.

A series of haikus that are definitely about you

III.

If you were a dog,
you would be the kind that wags
but hates ear scratches.

Productive Things I could do during the hurricane

- Finish the purple scarf I've been knitting for the past 10 months
- Finally get around to doing those p90x dvds
- Deep condition my hair
- Write haikus about you
- Google hair color options. Red? Honey Blonde?
- Read all 3 iterations of 50 Shades of Grey
- Sort, shred and recycle old paperwork
- Buy weird shit (christmas presents) off the internet
- Dominate Shelby in Song Pop, once and for all
- Artfully organize old photographs stacked in shoeboxes
- Purge embarrassing items from my facebook timeline
- Create nautical-themed spotify mixes
- Sign up for excessive half marathons/marathons/10ks
- Perfect my gangnam style (Watch it again. You're not sick of it yet.)
- Give Wallace a bath

It's not too late for me to quit my job and become a booty house dj

 Make that booty clap.

Diary #14

Lola. Age 14. An undated entry in green marker. Based on previous and following entries, written sometime in May 1996.

No
seafood
pork
lamb
beef
(red meat)
steak
deer

Yes
chicken
turkey


Hmm. I became a full-fledged vegetarian in 2000, but clearly this thing has been brewing for a long time. It's possible that I simply dislike meat items. As for the list: the "No" column is redundant, but I like that my hatred of seafood is clear. Those creepy gill-havers are first to go. However, deer appears to be an afterthought.

Want

tonight!!