some things

someone in my apartment complex has cooked the stinkiest most disgusting fish fry ever. it smells like they sauteed it with Crisco and rat feces.




today i went to the apple store. the apple worker that i have a love/hate relationship with was there. he was on the phone, so we didn't get to argue about my purchase or about how i am ignorant and he is brilliant. i love you apple store guy for that one time you offered me a cough drop. but i also hate you for talking to me like i'm an idiot every time i come to your store.