Monday, December 10, 2012

Notable life lessons from the weekend

- Wherever you go, whatever you do, bring muffins.

- Pickle backs are a deal breaker. Will reconsider our friendship. Pro-pickle backs.

- Go with your gut. But remind your gut that you're about to go to the bar, and any art you buy is coming with you.

- Joining a twerk group is in my best interest.

- George Michael holds well over time.

- Don't waste hilarious thoughts on texts. Tweet that shit.

- After 4am, the number of people on the F train who've peed their pants is Everyone.



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