apartment hunting

in my recent search for temporary housing, i've encountered some ridiculousness that includes but is not limited to:

- an RPG gamer who looks like jesus and writes the most passive aggressive e-mails i have ever received. perhaps i will submit the e-mails to passiveaggressivenotes.com

- the nicest middle aged hippie you'll ever meet, with the most disorganized apartment ever

- the stereotypical bitter and overcompensating short guy

- a very nice girl with a house near the ghetto that has a lovely view of a graveyard. a winning combo?

- a lady who yells. YELLS ON THE PHONE. REFUSES TO USE AN APPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONAL TONE.

- if anyone is relatively sane and would like to house me for a few months, that would be great. thx.