PSA: "Patriot Punch"

If you see a drink special called "Patriot Punch," don't order it. You may think, "hey, i want to celebrate the 4th with a special drink." no. don't think that. never think that.

Patriotism should not be served to you in the form of a pungent blue drink. Freedom and Liberty taste like shit. i immediately regretted my decision when i had my first sip of freedom.