A Mouthful of DC Bagel Would Cost Me My Job and My Marriage

Stewardess: Bagel?
Passenger: Is it from New York or DC?
Stewardess: Oh, I'm sorry, it's from DC.
Passenger: Thank you for understanding why that's important.

--Delta plane, from DC to LaGuardia

via Overheard in New York, Jun 4, 2007