Wednesday One-Liners Lack Human Companionship

Large black man to tiny dog with hacking cough: I told you three times already: Calm yo'self!

--Cunningham Park, Queens

Overheard by: HelloClairice

Woman to dog: You're not paying attention, now are you?

--83rd & Broadway

Woman to her two dogs: Sit down... And don't steal anything.

--Pet store, Park Slope

Overheard by: Russ Wall

Woman to dog barking at passerby: No, that's not appropriate.

--70th & Amsterdam

Man to dog: J-Lo, come here!

--Union Square Dog Run

Overheard by: Buns

Little boy holding a Dachshund: Too many weenies! Too many weenies, Mister Weenie!

--Daschund Day, Washington Square Park

Overheard by: rpk

Toothless man on bike to Shih Tzu: You gotta watch out! Have some human food. Eat at a Chinese restaurant. You a classy dog!

--10th & 6th

Overheard by: CarrieBoo

via Overheard in New York, May 16, 2007
And that's it!