Laugh Now -- You'll Be Paying Me $300 an Hour to Fight Your DWI Case

Drunk guy, about textbook-toting passersby: Look, baby -- law students!
Drunk girl: What? Where?
Drunk guy: Look at them! Haha, look! They even have books! NYU law students!

--Sullivan & Bleecker

via Overheard in New York, May 28, 2007