smelly mocha

the only coffee shop in shadyside (the part of pittsburgh where i live) to offer free internet is the smelliest coffee shop of all, crazy mocha.

i am unfortunately sitting in the smelly place right now. it reeks of stale cigarettes and cat piss. i swear they store homeless men in the pantry. there is an obnoxious fly that keeps circling my head, and most likely pooping his microscopic fly poop on me and my laptop.

...the things i do for free internet.