My Kid Will Be Twice the Asshole I Am

Lady holding child's hand: If one more person bumps into me today I am going to fucking kill them.
Passerby: Good, lady, teach your child to be an asshole just like you.
Kid: Fuck you, asshole!
Passerby: See!

--Subway, 86th St

via Overheard in New York, Apr 1, 2007