evil owl

there is a cornucopia of birds that like to hang out and mate outside my bedroom window. they like to sit on my air conditioner. sometimes i swear they actually get into my air conditioner. i fear that one day i may come home to a pigeon just chilling on my couch, eating all my bread and ordering You, Me and Dupree from my on demand.

my father suggested getting a picture of an owl to put in my window to scare off the birds. an evil owl.