what is she doing? i never know what she's doing...

He'll Forget It, Though; She Won't

Girl: I'm sorry I kicked you into a VIP table. I love you.
Guy: I'm sorry I called you a slut. I love you, too.

--L train

via Overheard in New York, Jan 31, 2008

i need to sleep for 10 years

i have reached a new level of sleepy. a delirious sleepy where it feels like i am swimming through life and not functioning. like fight club but without the whole tyler durden thing.

bye bye birdie

i love me some conrad birdie.

really really wrong? or so wrong it's right?

pink upholstered vagina couch for sale on craigslist.

omg i need this on my arm immediately

thank you ashleighd for bringing this to my attention.

my student loans have been approved

soon i will make it rain with my long term educational debt.