Monday, August 8, 2016

Jobs


- puppet show performer at the zoo
- children's day camp counselor at the zoo
- ice cream scooper
- mortgage file clerk
- library page at a psychiatric hospital
- paralegal for the evil empire
- voting policy analyst
- budget stuff for city govt
- law budget stuff for city govt
- think tank budget stuff
- housing budget stuff for city govt


Types of emails I write at work


1. "What are you doing?"
2. "Stop it."
3. "Here's a thing."
4. "Please send me the thing"
5. "Again, what are you doing?"
6. "Here's an updated version of the thing"


Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Monday, May 2, 2016

Sunday, March 20, 2016