Patriotism should not be served to you in the form of a pungent blue drink. Freedom and Liberty taste like shit. i immediately regretted my decision when i had my first sip of freedom.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
PSA: "Patriot Punch"
If you see a drink special called "Patriot Punch," don't order it. You may think, "hey, i want to celebrate the 4th with a special drink." no. don't think that. never think that.
Patriotism should not be served to you in the form of a pungent blue drink. Freedom and Liberty taste like shit. i immediately regretted my decision when i had my first sip of freedom.
Patriotism should not be served to you in the form of a pungent blue drink. Freedom and Liberty taste like shit. i immediately regretted my decision when i had my first sip of freedom.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
waste time with lola
i am very bored at work, and have decided to embark on a journey of internet quizzes. here are some of my favorites.
this quiz that asks you to distinguish between art and crap. it's pretty short, but i enjoyed it http://www.modestypanel.com/artorcrap/#
Who Said it? Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Usama Bin Ladin? http://www.funnystrange.com/quiz/
Test your Geography Knowledge (yeah good luck with that. eastern europe crushed my score) http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/index.html
Nerdy but fun if you like words. http://www.wordquiz.org/
this quiz that asks you to distinguish between art and crap. it's pretty short, but i enjoyed it http://www.modestypanel.com/artorcrap/#
Who Said it? Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Usama Bin Ladin? http://www.funnystrange.com/quiz/
Test your Geography Knowledge (yeah good luck with that. eastern europe crushed my score) http://www.lizardpoint.com/fun/geoquiz/index.html
Nerdy but fun if you like words. http://www.wordquiz.org/
"ed kowalcyk, and only ed kowalcyk loves me"
i just got an inter-office e-mail announcing that the band Live is doing a sound check outside the building. the e-mail apologized for the noise.
low and behold, i look out the window and there is a stage and a dude looking like ed kowalcyk. yesssss.
low and behold, i look out the window and there is a stage and a dude looking like ed kowalcyk. yesssss.
assault by catfish
Fla. Man Stabbed, Injured By Catfish
"DESTIN, Fla. -- A fight between two Destin friends ended painfully for one man when he was stabbed with a fish. Police said one of the men threw a catfish at his 22-year-old friend Monday during the argument. The fins went in about three-quarters of an inch and stuck in the unidentified man's back. Lifeguards cut the fish away and the victim was taken to a hospital. His condition was not reported."
"DESTIN, Fla. -- A fight between two Destin friends ended painfully for one man when he was stabbed with a fish. Police said one of the men threw a catfish at his 22-year-old friend Monday during the argument. The fins went in about three-quarters of an inch and stuck in the unidentified man's back. Lifeguards cut the fish away and the victim was taken to a hospital. His condition was not reported."
Monday, July 2, 2007
a different kind of wingman
'Wingmen' offer driving service for intoxicated
"You're out on the town and you realize you've had one too many. You know you shouldn't get behind the wheel. You could call a cab, but your car is sitting in a parking lot and you don't want to leave it there overnight. You could call a friend, if you're willing to have one more ex-friend in the morning...
Here's how it works: If you're anywhere within the Red Bank-Sea Bright-Atlantic Highlands triangle and need a ride, you call them (732-407-1115). Two Wingmen will appear. One of them drives you home in your car, while the other follows... Cost: $20..."
this is a brilliant idea... coming out of new jersey. (?!??) i would definitely use it if they had it here. cabs are not exactly plentiful in pittsburgh, so this would be a nice alternative. i wonder how successful this venture will be.
"You're out on the town and you realize you've had one too many. You know you shouldn't get behind the wheel. You could call a cab, but your car is sitting in a parking lot and you don't want to leave it there overnight. You could call a friend, if you're willing to have one more ex-friend in the morning...
Here's how it works: If you're anywhere within the Red Bank-Sea Bright-Atlantic Highlands triangle and need a ride, you call them (732-407-1115). Two Wingmen will appear. One of them drives you home in your car, while the other follows... Cost: $20..."
this is a brilliant idea... coming out of new jersey. (?!??) i would definitely use it if they had it here. cabs are not exactly plentiful in pittsburgh, so this would be a nice alternative. i wonder how successful this venture will be.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
what have you been listening to?
nick drake
the white stripes
daft punk
prince
the yoga booty ballet mix (from la decadanse)
paul wall
the white stripes
daft punk
prince
the yoga booty ballet mix (from la decadanse)
paul wall
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