Wednesday, June 6, 2007

how often would you say that you hustle?

i took a different route to work this morning, and it was absolutely delightful. as i sat at the stoplight near polish hill on bigelow, i heard a car BLASTING rick ross's hustlin. at 7:30am. YES.

it is needless to say that i was ecstatic. i freaking love that song. i actually leered out the window and yelled out "RICK ROSS!" unfortunately, the light changed and i didn't get to share a moment with my fellow hustler. but there is always tomorrow...

Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli


Why do mafia hit men drop their guns at the scene of a crime?

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

A Mouthful of DC Bagel Would Cost Me My Job and My Marriage

Stewardess: Bagel?
Passenger: Is it from New York or DC?
Stewardess: Oh, I'm sorry, it's from DC.
Passenger: Thank you for understanding why that's important.

--Delta plane, from DC to LaGuardia


via Overheard in New York, Jun 4, 2007

Monday, June 4, 2007

never shake a baby

holy crap


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Businessfunk



they cited me. they cited me? AMAZING.

but now we have a glorious video to share on business funk. do enjoy.

adventures in philly

i loved:
- the city
- rittenhouse sq
- sal's in the gayborhood
- sugar mom's in olde city
- indian queen brunch
- the continental
- train and rain adventures
- seeing CT from the real world, again

i didn't like:
- southwest airlines

Friday, June 1, 2007

no wonder i loved rome.

Study Finds Cocaine, Pot in Rome's Air

"A report from Italy's National Research Council released Thursday found that there are traces of cocaine and cannabis in the air of the Eternal City.

The institute made the discovery during a study of toxic substances in the air of Rome, Taranto, in the heel of boot-shaped Italy, as well as in Algiers. The results found that in Rome, there were traces of cocaine and cannabis — as well as nicotine, caffeine and benzopirene, which is commonly released in cigarette smoke and auto emissions."


yoooo, who's going back to rome with me? i'll get a new passport and we can fly cheap on northwest. i actually really miss italy. but maybe it's just withdrawal from the coked up air.