Super Duper

everything that happened after

5 glorious marathons and counting
extra crispy sunburns in barbados
elephant rides in chiang mai
dancing in a shallow pool halfway across the world
every type of christmas party
wandering the hills of seattle
sunny montreal summer
snowy montreal new years
protests and marches
ktown karaoke
5 boro bar crawls
5 boro epic runs
forest trailways in bermuda
tiger pounces in merida
food comas in providence
rum swizzle comas in brooklyn
1 very scary bike crash
zero debt

strangers

Thought pattern 4.19.17

Wow
What did I just do?
Hmm
Eeeeeee
This is fine
Is it?
Nope, not fine
It's fine It's fine
Nope
Mostly bad
Maybe if I just...
Alright
I mean, that's better
Not fine,
But better.

Weekend Activities

- Delightful REI sale
- 18 mile run
- First ever visit to Roosevelt Island
- Meeting the family
- First ever visit to Katz's Deli
- Fitted for nu running shooz
- Supplies refresh at Target and Key Foods for impending blizzard
- Deactivated facebook
- Profit

No peace

google image search history 3.10.17

"shocked dogs"

"surprised dogs"

"trip"

"trip and fall"

"cute frog"

"frog in hat"

"frog in a top hat"

"slip in slide"

hearts and stabs 1.27.17

hearts

- french press coffee

- 90s slow jams

- dogs (both in real life and pictures)

- venmo

- long runs over tall bridges

- collective unifying feminism

 

stabs

- arguably everything else

Just in case you needed some disco glitter

panda panda panda panda

Things to do when feeling a lil blue

- tiny shoulder wiggle dance
- acquire bars of fancy chocolate and hide them in fridge in anticipation of future discovery and delight
- contemplate puppies who haven't quite mastered their giant, fuzzy, paws
- ask a magic 8 ball serious work questions and follow its advice
- look at gifs of cookie monster looking at cookies
- brainstorm a list of the most offensive, ludicrous things one could be for halloween
- practice single eyebrow raises
- draw a picture of a pig in a business suit
- make a ranked list of pastries, from delicious to detestable
- run full speed into (or away from?) whatever it is you are afraid of

Notes I leave my roommate (a series):

Inanimate objects that I've recently felt some type of way about

- Stabby electric cord
- An email sent to me at 4:44am
- Color printer that groaned wildly with an accompanying click clack
- Ajar kitchen cabinet
- Shopping baskets at Target and Key Foods (somehow always missing or filled with discards)
- Left shoe
- Right shoe
- Document highlighted aggressively in blue
- Slippery leaf on ground
- Faulty coffee lid
- Circular references in hidden cells
- Crew socks with weak elasticity that slipped inside my shoes while walking
- Your face

silly me i thought you love was true, change my name to silly e badu

Notes I leave my roommate (a new series):