Friday, January 17, 2014

Monday, January 6, 2014

Actual conversation I had on Fulton Street:


Man:  Where did you get those boots?

Me:    Oh, I bought them off the internet.

Man:  The what?

Me:    The internet. You know, like amazon.com

Man:   ???????

Me:    Really? The internet?

Man:  So I can't buy them on this street?

Me:    No?


Thursday, January 2, 2014

a list of new years resolutions ordered in the likelihood of accomplishment

- run third marathon
wine or gin in lieu of beer. bye bye captain lawrence.
- do more squats
- write/blog more frequently
- do more burpees
- attempt a modified paleo diet
- lose 20 lbs